
The First of Many…
February 18, 2009I know that through the experiences I will have with Cole I will learn some of the great lessons of my life. I know that he’ll give me an insight and perspective into life I’ve never had before. I know that we’ll learn things together that I never would have experienced alone.
The first of these lessons happened just a few days after he was home from the hospital. First off, one has to understand that Cole has been extremely good baby. When we were pregnant everyone warned us of the sleepless nights, and although he definitely doesn’t sleep through the night, the nights have never been sleepless. Coleman has been an excellent sleeper right from the get go. Especially at the beginning when he was a little jaundiced.
However, all of a sudden his excellent sleeping habits stopped. The baby that had barely fussed at all, seemed cranky more and more. We did everything we could think to do without any positive result. We tried to change his feeding schedule, comforted him, held him, rocked him all hoping to find a way to pacify him.
Then, about 36 hours later, we found the answer in his diaper.

The Scene of the Crime
Kolette and her mom were watching Cole when all of a sudden there was a rumble in Coleman’s pants the likes of which had never been heard before. The sound was familiar, it was the amplitude that caught us off guard. They took him in his room and laid him on the changing table.
When you bring a newborn from the hospital, they tell you that it’s not irregular for them to be a little irregular. In fact, they tell you to expect it. They told us he could go up to 2-3 days without having a bowel movement. So when he didn’t, we didn’t think anything of it.
But, he must’ve been constipated because when they opened the diaper they found things that should never be written about–and it was everywhere.
Just as the diaper was off, true to his masculine roots Cole created a beautiful, magnificent, yellow rainbow. His urine washed over the wall adjacent to his changing table. They looked like Army Rangers working to get to a target area without getting “shot” in the process.
Not only that, but we had had Cole circumcised. This meant that in addition to getting his bottom clean they also had to make sure the stool was cleaned out of his circumcision ring (a new no maintenance procedure that comes off all by itself and gets rid of all the Vaselining). The ring was barely hanging on making it so that the only way to get this accomplished was to hose him down with a little water. So, battling a full diaper, two liquid streams and legs kicking wildly, they laughed and shrieked as they worked to get things all cleaned up. They definitely had their four hands full.
With that mission accomplished, all the sudden our cheerful, calm, docile little boy was back. He’d just been a little unpleasant about being a lot plugged up.
Watching my boy smile and play without a care in the world reminded me of an important lesson. Too often as we work our way through each day we find ourselves in the situation just like Cole’s. We keep things in far too long. After a while, they start to ache and cause us grief. I know that many times in my life I feel like I’ll be better off if I just keep them in.
Cole showed me how it feels to keep things all bottled up, and reminded me how good it can feel to let it all go. I know this lesson is just the first of many.
Jh-





Jason, I love the way you see a lesson in everything. What a hoot. I’m so glad your easy, happy baby is back. This is so much fun just reading about it all.
Isn’t is amazing how much we parents enjoy telling our kid’s poop stories, and it is even more amazing how much those little bodies can hold….
You have a great perspective on life! Tell Kolette to always keep a burp rag or extra diaper/t-shirt handy to cover that squirty part. Remove diaper; cover the front while dealing with the back. It keeps from so much extra laundry.
Glad Cole is back to his wonderful self!
Okay, that is just awesome that you could find a metaphor for keeping things inside from pooping!!
I love the way you tell your stories Jason!
Classic! So glad to have found your blog! Cole is amazing! Congratulations!
you guys need pee pee tents!
Jason,
Just reading this brings back great memories of my two boys at the age, they are now 2 1/2 and 5, and I can still remember those explosions. It’s amazing that it takes four hands to clean up one little guy. LOL
Try having twin boys! Yep. Been there. Done that. We had many diaper changes just like this. We would just change one then the other would do the same thing.
I had both of the babies 1 year calendars hanging above the changing table. I would journal every day for each baby. One of the calendars has “pee” smudged due to the fact that one baby decided to spray the wall and calendar while changing.
Welcome to having a boy Jason!